He’s just too into you
Have you ever date
d anyone who was just too into you? They are enthused and clearly overly zealous about you. Overly complimentary and pushy way before the timing might be mutual? If you’ve had this experience or perhaps have even been the “chaser” then here’s a thought you may want to hold onto for the future.
The “chaser/chasee” phenomena is a simple one. As long as someone energetically chases someone, then the other person is energetically the “chasee.” And because the “chasee” spends so much time avoiding being chased, he can’t spend anytime being the “chaser” in return. And in relationships, it’s give and take, right? So without the back and forth the “chasee” is literally pushed out and probably disgusted by what appears to be neediness and desperation. We all like attention but we all have our limits for how much we can take at any given time.
Relax and take your time.
You’ve Gotta Love Craigslist’s Missed Connections
Let’s break it down:
“I seen you– Clearly a college gradu-ATE. I’m sure his dirty talk in the bed is just as grammatically correct.
several times this week near Pickens and Greene Streets on Campus between classes.
You’re an older guy around 22-25– This kid must be 18 if “older” is 22-25. Freakin’ geezer.
have red hair with a receding hairline and a beard, slim, trim and always wearing shorts- wanna bet the shade of white this ginger’s legs are? Mmmmm, this missed connection just gets hotter and hotter.
Yesterday you had on a blue tee shirt and the day before you had on what looked like a tie dye type shirt- tie dyed? And this ginger is a fashionista as well.
I think you are super sexy and I’d like to meet before school lets out- hurry dude!!!! You only have a week! Alas, this ginger geezer will never see this ad, and Grammar Boy will get 10 responses saying “hey, that isn’t me but I have a) red hair, b) a receding hairline, c) beard, d) all of the above Let’s hook up.
Good luck!
Disney Princess Grapes?
In my continuing effort to pick on Disney Princesses, (see this post) we now have this. To me, fresh foods in the grocery store are about the last things we think of as “coming straight from the farmer.” Now we have to think of them as making a stop off in the happiest place in the world? What’s next? Republican Party chicken breasts? South Park brand brown rice?
Hmmm…. a big birthday is coming up…
Click the image for the larger, more readable image. I’ll be working on my wish list.
So you want to be a farmer?
I never got the first strawberry from the little strawberry patch we had in our backyard when I was a kid. The birds got ‘em all. All that digging in dirt in the hot sun, dirty hands, knees, sweaty and not the first damn strawberry! But I will say, if my little garden had grown like this, it might have been more fun.
Straight Guys Can Lip Sync Katy Perry Too!
Sometimes straight boys just don’t want to be left out. First there was the Party in the FIP video, where those Fire Island gays did their own Miley tribute. Then those Lutheran boys from Midland University in Nebraska copied them, because they wanted to be cool too. Then you have Ryan James Yezak and the gang doing “California Girls,” and “Peacock.” And now these frat bros from the University of Arkansas have gotten in on the act, frolicking in the snow like frat boys do. Pretty funny. Enjoy!
